While this questionable war and the sad state of American democracy has had fans of Leisure everywhere feeling out of sorts and ready to flee, this American soldier provides faith in humanity's commitment to Leisure! A man whose very life, nay, his name, has been "transformed" by Leisure, his story will touch in the way that only local news can. We salute you, Optimus Prime, and wish you a safe and speedy return to Ohio. If you were not saddened by the terrible cost of this war already, Optimus' story will surely convince you that there are far better activities for the nation to be engaging in. And, many of then involve toys. The full story can be found here.
Posted by Captain Glitter Biscuit at March 25, 2003 08:57 PM | TrackBackEither we are actually the same person or there's some sort of interstate brain link going on here.
Posted by: Agent Courtney on March 26, 2003 11:21 AMIf you are, indeed, the same person, then you have amazing skills in the art of disguise, not to mention the feat of seeming to stand right next to me in one persona while answering your phone in another.
A more likely scenario is that the electromagnetic tendrils of Leisure are strong in the both of you. Kudos, kind Agents, and best wishes to Optimus Prime - may he get home safe without having to blow anything up.
Posted by: Hilatron on March 26, 2003 01:23 PM