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January 26, 2006
Science
Action:
Try to pet Murray when the moon is in the wrong phase, or the wind is blowing the wrong way, or whateverthehell.
Reaction:
Death grapple, followed by vicious kicking with hindclaws if you don't get away fast enough.
Action:
Walk past Murray.
Reaction:
Leap from reclining position and chase you around the house.
Action:
Clean Murray's litter box.
Reaction:
Flee in terror; come back and sniff around all freaky like; stare at you like you're strangling a puppy; swipe at your legs as you go to take the trash out; pee and/or, ideally, generate a huge smelly poo as soon as box is returned to its former position.
Action:
Sneak up on Murray while he's eating, pull on the scruff of his neck, stick a needle into him and inject refrigerated insulin into his subcutaneous fat layer.
Reaction:
None.
Go figure!
Posted by hilatron at 12:44 PM | Comments (3) | TrackBack
January 23, 2006
I know, let's poke a Tasmanian Devil with a stick.
Oh hey, the midwinter curse has struck again. Murray has diabetes! Yay! That will be fun. Nothing's better than giving injections to a creature who thinks the best way to say "I am done being petted for now, thank you kindly" is with five claws to the nearest vital organ.
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