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As if Dame Fashion were not enough of a reason to bring back the parasol.

A bird shat on my head yesterday!

So in case you were wondering why all the shampoo and soap and dish liquid and laundry detergent and bleach and rubbing alcohol and anything labeled "antibacterial" and Windex and 409 and rug cleaner and Comet and the whole liquor cabinet are all gone, that is why.