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I think someone got their Noodly Appendage all up in my rental truck measurements.

I'm sure all the cool kids have seen this already, but since I am neck-deep in boxes, chuppahs, restaurant reservations and office supplies that fit almost perfectly into two beer cases except for like three things and now where am I supposed to pack those?!?, all you're going to get from me today is this Open Letter to the Kansas School Board.