Dear You Know Who You Are,
I received an e-mail from Donors Choose telling me that my adopted map project has been fully funded. Thank you very kindly! You are charming and your hair looks lovely!
What Donors Choose did not send me, unfortunately, was any information about who the map contributors were. It's entirely possible that donations were made that had nothing to do with me and my blah blah blah, of course, but some of you donated just because I expressed a desire that it should happen, and I am tickled. I do wish that I could send you cookies, but secret identities make that so difficult, do they not?
I hope that you are well and the weather is not too cold down/up there in __________! How are the kids, pets, sciatica, etc?
With Best Wishes,
Hilatron
Happy BIRTH....day Toooooo YOUUUUUUUUUU! Hap-py BIRTH.....day TOOOOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUU! Hap-py BIIIIRTH.....day, DEEEEEEAR HIL--A--TRON!!!! HAP-PY BIRRRRTH.....DAY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Love and best wishes of the day (and all other days)from two of your most ardent admirers. Have a perfectly splendid birthday!
(You're, like, what now,.....all of 7????!!)