July 29, 2004

Oh-so-political closing night observations

1) I am entirely convinced that sometime in the last week there was a meeting in which it was determined that Edwards gets dibs on the thumbs-up sign, because he looks marginally less like a tool doing it. Kerry did this little aborted thumbs-up right as he came on, but remembered himself and switched to the new pumping fist gesture he's been assigned. It is...somewhat less painful to watch, I guess.

2) I understand the utility of the raising and lowering podiums, of course. But they still freak me out every single time.

3) I think they should have let down all the balloons at once, instead of that time-release thing (or was that a balloon malfunction?) Sure it doesn't last as long, but the sudden balloon influx is far more exciting.

4) Is it, like, remotely fun to get nominated for President? I bet it's not the least bit fun. I bet the Johns are both standing there all, "How soon can I get out of here and get some sleep?"

5) Damn. That's a lot of balloons.

Posted by hilatron at July 29, 2004 10:14 PM | TrackBack