If you are having a grumpy week I highly recommend that you acquire a ridiculous cat:

I could SO USE a ridiculous cat right now. Seriously!
Posted by: jenn at January 14, 2004 10:40 PMI like big cat butts and I can not lie
You other felines can't deny
That when a cat walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a dirty cat anus in your face
You get funked
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed (with poop)
Deep in the fur he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop petting
Oh, kitty I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homechickens tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so fluffy
Ooh, rub all of that smooth fur
You say you wanna get in my face
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average kitty...
Done and done.
Posted by: EV at January 15, 2004 10:14 AMtree, that was pretty sweet.
Posted by: homer jay at January 16, 2004 03:34 AMALL YOUR BUTT ARE BELONG TO US!!!
Posted by: Murray at January 16, 2004 11:42 PMtree, that was really inspired.
murray, your ass is ginormous.
Posted by: jenni at January 20, 2004 11:14 PM