When I read a story about toddlers on a rampage (April 26), I do not shake my head and say "tsk, tsk" and think of the property damage.
No, instead I laugh, and a little voice inside me says something like "You go! Don't let the Man get you down, babies. Show them who's in charge."
Karma is surely out to get me.
Posted by hilatron at April 27, 2003 12:04 PMOnce upon a time I might have cheered right along with you. Until rampaging children started ruining my life (in my job I mean, of course, my own children will be perfect).
Posted by: EV at April 27, 2003 02:16 PMHence the karma, as the universe prepares to whack me good for making light of the suffering of you and those in similar positions.
Posted by: Hilatron at April 27, 2003 05:19 PMi want michelle to have babies so we can eat them.
Posted by: tree at April 28, 2003 04:53 AMIf I were Michelle I would say, "If you want to eat babies, have them yourself!"
Posted by: Hilatron at April 28, 2003 10:33 AM