After extensive field experiments, I have reached the conclusion that the following activities cannot be successfully combined:
-Sleeping + Cat wrangling
-Sleeping + Inventing a new snoring prevention device involving Duct tape, a pillow, and the cat
-Turning off alarm + Having vivid dream about "Supertron" responding to an S.O.S. from the imperiled metropolis
-Brushing teeth + Blowing out candle
-Fastening brassiere + Styling hair
-Applying concealer + Making lunch
-Walking to work + Sleeping
Posted by hilatron at March 10, 2003 02:45 PMsleeping + wacking snoring husband in the arm to shut him up.
driving + inserting contact lenses
laughing + drinking diet coca-cola - thanks alot! :)
Posted by: cindy at March 10, 2003 08:52 PMFalling asleep before Hilatron + Hilatron sleeping
Posted by: Josh at March 15, 2003 12:36 PM