January 27, 2003

Oh, Dear.

I just realized:

I'm not cut out for being poor; I'm not cut out for getting rich. Increasingly, those seem to be the only two options. What's to be done?

Posted by hilatron at January 27, 2003 11:38 PM
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Guess you'll just have to find some way to end up middle class.

It's okay, though. As I recall, the 'burbs welcome robots.

Posted by: sourbob at January 28, 2003 11:59 AM

Move to Canada?

Posted by: aaron at January 28, 2003 12:44 PM

not cut out for getting rich? what kind of attitude is that?! tsk tsk. you must think "how can i defraud medicare to *become* rich?" or something similar. ha ha ha!

Posted by: vectorgirl at January 28, 2003 12:45 PM

Hmmmm. Can this "middle class" thing of which you speak be done in, say, a big city? Because I'm afraid the suburbs grind my gears.

As for Canada - too cold, and insurance fraud - hell, I could never even come up with a good excuse for my homework not being done.

I'm afraid I'm doomed.

Posted by: Hilatron at January 28, 2003 04:52 PM

buy low, sell high

Posted by: bob at January 29, 2003 11:42 PM

You could deal drugs. I won't tell anyone, I swear. Well, I might tell a lot of the kids I go to school with, because they're all part of that market demographic. Damn hippies!

Posted by: Josh at January 31, 2003 01:22 PM

Move to England we moan alot about politicans, but then who dosnt? there is planty off beer and the Tele is FAR better... are you8 any relation to Bender from Futurama?

Posted by: Rambo at April 9, 2003 09:07 AM