1 piece of pumpkin pie=warm, sleepy feeling.
2 pieces of pumpkin pie=brief but intense coma.
Gobble gobble gobble! I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving and found much to be grateful for. I hope you at least had enough to eat today, failing any obscenely overstuffed festivals. If not, drop me a line. We have pie.
-beep beep glorp waddle-
Posted by hilatron at November 28, 2002 10:45 PMDoombot fears that the Hilatron has attributed the wrong cause to the perceived effect. In actuality, mortal pie is seldom known to induce coma. Doombot suspects that this phenomenon's actual cause is more likely to be the result of a combination of a.} daylight downtime in midweek plus b.) the injection into this situation of elderly relatives who come bearing no witty repartee. That, mortal, is the likelier cause of said coma. Antodote: coffee.
Posted by: Doombot at November 29, 2002 11:13 AMNo, I think it must be the pie. First of all, Doombot, you talking shit about my relatives, yo? "Elderly," smeh. Witty banter? There was plenty. Also, the pie was consumed along with caffeine-laden beverages (though not, it is to be noted, the ghastly coffee muck), and still the coma appeared.
Thirdly, is that a misspelling? It's 'antidote,' is it not? Hilatron is shocked. Hilatron has never known the Doombot to mislay its spelling. Hilatron is, frankly, concerned about the fabric of space-time.
Posted by: Hilatron at November 29, 2002 08:32 PMTHOU SHALT BOW BEFORE THEE MIGHTY OVERLORD, CAFFEINE'AMH, SLAYER OF REPOSE, DESTROYER OF NAPS! FEARETH THINE MASTER, MEAGER MORTALS, 'FOR HE COMETH AND SMITES THEE AND THINE LEISURE! PRAISE TEA'M-ATH, HAIL KA'FE!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA...
Posted by: *twitch* at December 2, 2002 10:07 AM