Dear Work Hilatron:
Oooooh, you have to quit doing that!
Quit thinking of things you want me to know about and sending me e-mails about them throughout the day, because I cannot TAKE the "Yay! Nine e-mails! Oh, wait, nevermind..." excitement/letdown rollercoaster anymore. You! are! toying with me!
Yours,
Home Hilatron