Today, I made slogans for things in my immediate environment. This should make my life so much easier, now that everything is neatly categorized!
White Shirts: They Sure Aren't for People Who Need To Eat, Ever.
The Toilet: I Don't Know What That Is Or How It Got There, and I Don't Want To Know.
Murray: Unsolicited Petting Will Be Dealt with Harshly.
The Upstairs Neighbors: We Thump. It's What We Do.
TV: I Seem To Suck So Much Lately, I'm No Longer Even a Procrastination Tool.
The Internet: If Only the Same Thing Could Be Said of Me.
Dead, Wet Leaves: We Seem To Prefer Being Inside on the Carpet To Being Outside Where We Belong.
Chocolate Chips: Can, Too, Be a Meal.
Shoes: Why Are We Always under Hilatron's Desk?
Stop n' Shop: Come for the Food, Stay for the Uniform Decline of Human Intelligence!
Posted by hilatron at October 13, 2002 09:41 PMMoisturizer: Not as Good for Your Keyboard as It Supposedly Is for Your Face.
Posted by: Courtney at October 15, 2002 10:50 AMChai tea made in the kitchen at work: best left to the experts at Borders.
Posted by: Sarah B. at October 15, 2002 02:55 PMWork: It's What's for Lunch.
Posted by: jason at October 15, 2002 05:11 PMJava: Won't Be Finished Any Sooner Than I Start It!
Posted by: Josh at October 16, 2002 02:29 AMDoctors: We Love to Reschedule!
Posted by: Josh at October 16, 2002 02:58 PM