Dear Readers,
Hilatron wishes for us to convey her apologies for her recent needy behavior. She is currently reclining Norma Desmond-like upon her bed, eating a box of chocolates and sighing dramatically, wrist to forehead, but took a moment to recognize her loyal friends and loved ones with the following statement:
"DARlings, I DO hope you'll forgive me for my little...episode yesterday. I was simply in the DUMPS, you see! I certainly don't mean to be a DRAG, you know that, dears...I just get a bit upSET sometimes. I just need a little reassurance that I'm still ON TOP, as it were. I just need to know that my PUBlic still NEEDS me. But I DO hope everything's peachy, sweeties. Kiss kiss?"
Um. As you can see, Hilatron is full of the sincerest apologies. However, when we gently suggested that she was, perhaps, overdoing the trashy novels a bit, she snarled and hurled a jar of cold cream at us. So we're just going to give the whole subject a rest. We'll keep an eye on Hilatron. Let us all hope for her return.
Yours,
The Editors
Dear Editors,
Is Hilatron disaffected with us? It has been some time since we have heard from her directly . . .
Posted by: Doombot at September 5, 2002 07:23 PMHeavens, no. I have just been at work (for THREE DAYS IN A ROW, my God, the terror!), and working on the future rest of this website, and doing some slacking off. But as soon as I think of something interesting to say, I shall post another entry.
How have lines been treating you lately, Doombot?
Posted by: Hilatron at September 5, 2002 08:48 PMWarning! Hilatron has a library card, which means she has free access to innumerable trashy novels via the ILL system. I will sound the alarm next time I accompany her to the check-out desk, where she will no doubt check out a frighteningly tall stack of such reading material.
Help me! I fear for my life and her sanity. We shall all meat our doom at the hands of a deranged robot wielding multiple Jackie Collins novels.
Consider yourself warned. Take any steps necessary to prepare yourself for the onslaught of terror.
~;-}
Posted by: Josh at September 7, 2002 12:49 PMBwahahahahaha! My capacity to absorb paper-thin characters, improbable plot twists, offensively portrayed sex scenes, and lengthy fashion descriptions far exceeds yours, mortal! You'll never stop me, never!!!
Posted by: Hilatron at September 7, 2002 12:57 PM