Like Agent Hilatron, I was born to earthly parents but have another origin that lies somewhere out in space. Sometimes I wish I knew what my true home is like but I figure that someday I will find out. I suspect there is a lot of water there.
To observe the humans and play with them.
Clue
I have something that allows me to wield video kind of like a big piece of taffy and I place the video in front of human eyes and observe their reactions. When I'm not exercising human brain stimulation with light I like to learn new activities. My next project will involve noodling yarn together into shapes that will keep my form cozy when I'm out in the elements.
It is fun to read the bits the people write on the posters!
My true origins were made apparent to me when I was very young. I think my father showed me the way through an ancient rite-of-passage that involved building a giant paper groundhog when I was very young. The groundhog remained in the domicile for many months and would whisper information to me at night. Upon entering high school, I thought it was dumb. I got out as quickly as I could and vowed to roam the earth. After some roaming I ended up in college where I was inducted into The Leisure Agency. After my bond with The Leisure Agency was formed and my tour of duty was complete, I underwent a series of secret missions. Every couple of months I surface and will engage in public acitivities. At other times, I am hard at work in the Honeygun Labs.
I'm now just finishing a new video with a friend, Assume Vivid Astro Focus. It will be visible to humans located in San Francisco during November. After that, I plan to drink a cocktail and throw a big party for inventors of video machines. That is in December.
Final Notes:
Secret Agent Spork wishes to pledge her allegiance to the Leisure
Agency. Due to the nature of her missions, she is sometimes isolated and
required to limit contact, however she emits a little pink ray that is
broadcast to the other members as a homing beacon. She also lives very
close to a large population of homing pigeons and feels that in a pinch,
she can probably ask a pidge to help reestablish communications with the
home office.
