Bili Rubin's origins are shrouded in mystery due to a mysterious accident which robbed him of the memory of his early life. No one knows where he is from, but we are glad he is here.
To put America at ease through advancements in improbable technology.
Mah Jong
The campaign trail, various scientific laboratories, and anyplace a man can sit down for a cold beer and a decent conversation about the evils of flourescent lighting.
Agent Rubin is investigating the effects of subway advertising on humans, and will report back with his findings.
Bili Rubin deplores redundancy. Please read his biography here.
Readying the troops for the election in 2004. Vote Bili Rubin for President!
Final Notes:
Agent Rubin says: "Thank you for the honor you have bestowed
on me by making me an honorary Leisure Agent. I am a great admirer of
your organization and I only hope that I can live up to your noble ideals
in my daily life. Woot!"
