A sun-kissed orchard in Southern California, created from honey, pomegranate juice, and a fleck of silver for eye-twinkle.
Contact Agent PerfectChild:
E-mail: thetwins at boo-blog dot com
Website
To defeat martyrdom, the enemy of Leisure.
Trivial Pursuit
Singing ditties, laughing uncontrollably (but charmingly), serving as role-model, pet-cuddling, lolling about.
Yes, except when companies buy entire stations. Those of us who know we are perfect do not need such self-aggrandizement.
Agent PerfectChild's Biography:
Born as a miracle to a lovely young couple who were told they could
not bear children, Agent PerfectChild has been delighting acquaintances
for some 26 years. Precocious from babyhood, her skills too numerous to
name have granted her two Ivy League degrees and friends the world over.
After a stint of wowing them on the Antatolian Peninsula, she has returned
to Boston and set immediately to painting the dining room a crisp, sun-shiney
yellow.
In the name of humility, Agent PerfectChild will admit that she has not yet mastered soufflés or web-design.
Current Projects:
Please join the Twins
for Peace Project.
In addition, I am engaged in exorcising the spirits of the evil
Turkish children who are currently invading my Leisure time. PerfectChildren
have no business with evil ones. I am also practicing to be in Agent
Courtney's band.
We asked Agent PerfectChild
what her wish list is. She responded:
PerfectChildren rarely need to ask for what they want, but to be helpful
in your efforts, please note that I would like:
world peace
a foundation
an extra half-octave of vocal range
cable
bacon
