Origin:
The end of the Universe. See chapter 47 in your textbook, "The Big Yawn Theory."

Contact Agent Ambivalent:
E-mail: jo5_h at yahoo dot com
Website

Mission:
As Minister of Indecision and High Lord of Procrastination, it is my duty to avoid all forms of commitment, while delaying all responsibilities which might result in the exertion of physical or mental energy.
Favorite Board Game:
Oh, whatever you want to play will be fine.
Realm(s) of Endeavor:
Carefully honing my skills as a Slack-Fu Master, in the hopes of one day attaining the status of Slack-Fu Guru. Napping. Yawning. Wondering where the day went. Falling asleep at my desk while wasting time on the Internet.
Subway Advertising:
I guess. *shrug*
Agent Ambivalent's Biography:
I wasn't, then I was. Not much else has happened since.
Current Projects:
Beep Boop Muthafuckers - Blogging away the hours. *frizzle*
Clunk-Hop - puttin' the clunk in your crunk, since pi*r^2 (eventually!)
College - Getting my learn on.

We asked if Agent Ambivalent had anything else to say. He responded:
I'm too tired to go on.

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